This is the best in a while. So earnest. So perfectly innocently confident in SovCit Truths. And so about to slam into reality in a painful way.
These people are insane, but I love the inclusion of lines like this:
The police officer [sic] hands were shaking as they gave me a ticket
As though the cop was terrified that this guy was so close to figuring out the secret words that would force him to let him go. Like the cop’s gonna get back to the station and go “fuck, we nearly had another one break the binding wards”
I’ve seen others where they talk about the fear or nervousness in the county clerk’s eyes or whatever. Dude, they’re not scared. They think you’re a fucking lunatic. That’s what that expression is.
Cop was laughing so hard he was shaking
That or murderous rage.
If only he’d used the correct shade of purple pen then he would have been home free!
I expect the hands were shaking with adrenaline from anger at having to argue with this idiot.
I think it was stifled laughter
Sugar crash after the doughnuts.
They have the right codes on them.
Gotta love that line 🥴
They correctly placed ^^vv<><>BA on it but forgot to print START as well thinking the button in the car would suffice.
We really need an AMA with a reformed Sovcit. Especially one that’s been to jail for Sovcit things.
Usually I have a good joke to make about these posts, but this person is just too mind numbingly stupid to find anything funny to say. Low intelligence combined with oppositional defiant disorder.
I need a glossary, I think.
You would think it would help it make more sense, but it won’t
