Pineapple on pizza.

The best crash course I received was when I needed to translate my startup scripts into systemd services. The hands-on learning was priceless.

HE JUST’A BOY

I’m very cold acclimated, so I usually wear workout shorts and a thin sweater. I just use a blanket, when I’m stationary and need some coze.

The wall-o-text comments on Lemmy are the worst. No shame at all in not being that person.

A framed picture of Channing Tatum.

If it can detect suspicious unfriendliness, then I’m really in trouble.

They’ve grown up in a world where immediate gratification is expected.

I know every generation says that about younger generations, but perhaps that’s because with every generation it just gets worse and worse.

Go back to Japan.

It was a topical joke revolving around the numerous rounds of tech layoffs since 2023, as well as the current state of industry hiring, which is pretty depressing and toxic if you’re a software engineer currently looking for work.

I’m a software engineer who was recently laid off.

> Q3 2024 earnings report drops

> record profits

> CEO gets fat raise

Harold

Poodles come in lots of colors. Just looks a standard poodle, possibly apricot or cream colored.

Eraserhead

Chase your dreams. The warehouse will always be there.

Famous last words of a software engineer who ends up working in a warehouse.

The US finds the US did nothing wrong.

I created a funny AI voice recording of Ben Shapiro talking about cat girls.

Might get them in a better suited community for shitposting.