Have friends who work in surgery. Trust me when I say cucumbers are the tamest thing people will shove in themselves.
MeatPilot
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Cake day: July 7th, 2023
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You absolutely should! I’m just a space hobbyist or a space peasant by comparison.
That was very informative, space nerd.
Stick to the facts and don’t get too deep into the woods. Good ideas will always float to the surface.
He’s a living raging powerhouse who’s bound to knock you back on your emerald posterior!
Also -40C / -40F and 575K / 575F is the temperature of the center and edges of a hot pocket.
5·1 month agoWhoops, Fonzie would have jumped a shark after performing fellatio.
There was a guest appearance by Fozzie Bear.
“Timmy you left the aluminum foil on the atomic wafer!!”
“By golly Tim you shattered space time and opened a black hole!”
“My apologies mother and father, I have been absent of clear cognition.”
4·1 month agoHere I’ll help
“The best records… great memory… the best… doctors claim to not have seen a memory like mine… beyond measure… they can’t even measure it ladies and gentlemen… even better than my opponent Sleepy Joe… I defeated Joe in 2020… complete landslide… I’ll beat him in 2024.”
Back when they used to teach Sex Ed. All of us (boys and girls) had to try to put a condom on a banana. The kicker was we were wearing goggles with vaseline smeared on the lens and had thick rubber gloves on.
This was to simulate trying to put on a condom well under the influence.
if usually short-lasting, high, but long-term use can lead to complications like brain damage
Are they talking about Tik Tok?
No one will look back and say there weren’t signs when our planet dies. They’ll finally realize we just ignored them.
I gave my pet rat a viking burial before. Made a little paper boat and outfit.
Problem was when I decided to do it, the ice didn’t melt on the lake and I couldn’t find anywhere I could get to that wasn’t ice. So I sent her skidding out on the ice aflame.
If only my grandfather wasn’t so foolish to buy a leather case the same color as his leather seats. He may have known joy one last time and not died a broken man.
That’s why I decided to have the entire vehicle reupholstered.
I think this movie was already made.