• MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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      22 hours ago

      Have friends who work in surgery. Trust me when I say cucumbers are the tamest thing people will shove in themselves.

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        10 hours ago

        There’s a genre called fisting, go figure out. Takes a lot of practice, but feels really satisfying once you’re able to do it.

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        19 hours ago

        I forget what commedian said “Humans are the weirdest species on earth. You never hear of a bear hunting down a live mouse, and shoving it up their own ass for sexual pleasure. Only humans do that.”