• Bizarroland@kbin.social
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    5 months ago

    Every once in awhile it crosses my mind that if I just gave up my morals I could make so much fucking money.

    The difference between me being a middle-class American and me being filthy fucking rich is every day I wake up and I choose not to defraud every single person I possibly can of their money.

    I feel like I should get a little thank you now and again, because I could be the greatest monster you’ve ever seen but instead I’m just a nobody and I don’t think I get nearly enough appreciation for my service.

    • lolcatnip@reddthat.com
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      5 months ago

      I see nothing wrong with defrauding conservatives. They’re gonna find some grifter to give their money to, so it may as well be you.

    • mPony@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      “… wait’ll they get a load of me you.” - The Joker - 1989