The real nightmare is the kerning.

Not even close, by many orders of magnitude.

Fuck that guy in particular for making us think he was cool.

Almost every programming language uses 0.

Hate to break it to you, but almost every language uses 0-based indexing.

Mathematicians and computer scientists are natural enemies.

Suicide prevention is so threatening!

Same as Greg Abbott.

Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers!

People on the other side don’t deserve a mnemonic.

Made me feel like I was crazy the first time I installed pedals on a bike.

None of your examples involve encouraging people to make stupid decisions like building a house that’s almost guaranteed to be destroyed within a few years.

Psychos.

My cat used to go in my bathroom and yowl until I went in and got him. Now he has progressed to just yowling in any room with no people in it.

They’re usually end notes.

Then use C or C++ if you really need performance.

And that’s where I stopped. I’m a real working programmer who’s done tons of work in C++, so I know firsthand that it absolutely sucks compared to Rust. Go back to Typescript if you hate Rust so much.

const

They don’t do it well, but an attempt was made.

To be fair, that’s an issue in almost every imperative language and even some functional languages. Rust, C, and C++ are the only imperative languages I know of that make a serious effort to restrict mutability.

Me personally? Probably not. But I’ve read that safrole is a good starting point, and it comes from sassafras.

Is someone trying to make root beer? Or molly?