I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊
And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏
“LGTM, merged” 😏
Remember kids, always use protected branches.
Pushing directly to main just feels better.
I prefer “master”
and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont
--force
it
Pay for dinner
lmfao savage
For being a sick burn, that was ice cold. I love it.
This man fights in the shade.
Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.
She did not think that was romantic.
there are so many things wrong with this
I think it’s kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what’s cooler than a robot when you’re 7? that’s pretty much the pinnicle of “cool” at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to “a summer’s day” or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to “a love song”
I, uh, wasn’t 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.
“Girl, I named no variables after you, because you’re my only Constant”
“Girl, you are my Two’s Complement, you’re always my plus one on any occaision”
Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you
You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.
smooth 👍
“The two hardest problems in programming are cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one errors.”
You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.
Deb + Ian = Debian.
I bet they’ve broken up since
The word “Debian” was formed as a portmanteau of the first name of his then-girlfriend (later ex-wife) Debra Lynn and his own first name
“Later ex-wife” is like three tenses of information at once.
Had tons of kids though. Have you met the buntu family?
The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not
I made a website for my wife with a list of a ton of reasons why I love her and each time she taps the screen it shows a new one.
So… that is a thing you can do for the cost of a domain name and some cheap hosting.
How many reasons did you code into it?
I don’t know, I’d have to check the database. I add to it every once in a while so it keeps growing. I think I started with around 20 or so
Do you check the list to make sure there aren’t any repeats?
Me when
When I fail my DSA course