Not shallow or pedantic, just psychotic. I suck, please downvote me.

Edit: Much like you chasing down angry drivers for making you angry, my attempt to out-troll you was impulsive, misguided, and ineffectual. Sorry for calling you psychotic and a poison to society, obviously that was projection. Also sorry for shame-deleting my embarrassment, this one stays so I can be publicly humiliated as I should be. Time to pay the Troll Toll…

Sorry for the shitty, backhanded apology too, I really couldn’t figure out a way to do it 100% earnestly without just deleting my whole profile. I figure even that would be a cop-out, and this way, I think, I’m bound to get downvoted to oblivion. As deserved.