Actually the first time was for Attorney General. A few months later she came into the shop where I worked, and she looked familiar but I didn’t get it until she handed me her credit card and I said, “Oh! Kamala Harris! I voted for you!”

I can attest to her being courteous, warm and respectful as a customer even before she switched on her politician smile to thank me for my vote. Being nice to retail workers and other customers is something Trump has never done in his whole life.

You could leave the top line blank or vote for the candidate trying to manifest her way into office, the Gates Foundation guy that won American Samoa, it the congressman who had Ackman’s backing.

Or depending on your state about a hundred other people who somehow had even worse odds.