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In every other way, though, it’s probably best to keep me away from command.
Environmental Systems Officer: Inertial dampeners are down, sir.
Me: Uh…full stop!
Conn: Sir?
Me (trying to sound confident): You heard me.
In every other way, though, it’s probably best to keep me away from command.
Environmental Systems Officer: Inertial dampeners are down, sir.
Me: Uh…full stop!
Conn: Sir?
Me (trying to sound confident): You heard me.
To be fair, it’s really hard to tell when Riker is being sarcastic.
Lol, true.
One of the many reasons I like Riker (and probably Frakes as well) is he has “resting shit-eating-grin face” and the wit and charm to back it up.