E’ed Plebnista

You only get water, babe.
Cause if you’re hungry take a bite of me.
Oreoreo

– Morris Day and the Time

Maybe they thought it was a podiatrist’s office.

Norm MacDonald, probably

Well, if Samsung is updating your phone under extreme gravity or acceleration, then sure.

Shorter update times.

The update can be faster. The time can be shorter. The time cannot be faster.

Justin Hammer, except he can’t dance.

But mom im not a caterpillar anymore. I haven’t eaten anything since I pupated.

Also, you died long before I even hatched.

I feel bad for the cancer.

…

https://youtu.be/xKt75jUuKJY?si=1duMWKRKGbknmBWs

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That’s a Vulcan lullaby.

Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.

Laugh while you can, monkey boy.

1976 Dodge Aspen

I have a dream. It’s not a big dream, it’s just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don’t find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can’t have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, “Whatever you do, don’t call the fire department!” That would be bad.

C.D. Bales, Roxanne

No, this is a wolverine

“I’m an artist, I’m the last person that would cause any violence and harm to anybody.”

He was a quiet man. Kind. Never hurt anyone.

Do you think he killed Buckwheat?

Oh, yes. Certainly. It was all he ever talked about.

Check your epistemology before you wreck your epistemology.

Prisoner zero has escaped.

What exactly do they think goes on in these bathrooms anyway?

Another working day has ended
Only the rush-hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings
Into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race