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Step 6.5: Sacrifice the wrong kind of bird and now your dead ex will only dance their way to the buried treasure if you play the right kind of music
Step 6.5: Sacrifice the wrong kind of bird and now your dead ex will only dance their way to the buried treasure if you play the right kind of music
You dumb son of a bitch! That “problem” you fixed has been our job security for the past 30 years! We could have had voters arguing over that platform for another seven terms if you had left well enough alone! Now what are we supposed to use for fundraising? Ideas???
My premiums went up just looking at it!
238.3% of polled Lemmy users do not remember the news cycle nightmare of Rachel’s nipples and that most of us were too busy checking out her hairstyle.
What a sad fucking nightmare for everyone involved.
That’s the best summary of any Friends episode ever
But there is babby in crar. How girl get pragnent?
You don’t have children, do you?
I’m not sure that person has ever seen a child
I’m sad you didn’t use my household’s name for the Papa: Poopy John’s
basking in the nostalgia of my friends and I shattering AOL trial disks in the cul-de-sac
Gimme big tabs that look like buttons on a child’s ipad app. I also want the tab matrix enabled and always visible on mobile. Finally, they must make various squeaking/honking/chirping noises when I select them and animal noises when left inactive for too long.
I desire tab matrices. Bottom 20% of the window is my browser display
Woke toddler was working for Big Baby to make Tesla look bad
Also, firefighters are just beefy sexy shills for the axe industry
That fucking click haunts me like something from a horror movie
I use a KVM switch tree and run it off an alternator connected to my desk bike
So you’re saying Tony Lazuto uses Windows??? That bastard!
Oh God, don’t watch the etc porn! You’ll never be able to unsee it…
Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller