No, a period is correct. They’re statements, not questions.
No, a period is correct. They’re statements, not questions.
Oops, I did. fixed!
Oh, really?
Devil: “Yes, well, you forgot the comma after ‘actually’ and ‘underground.’ Bloody Yank!”
Devil: “This is special Hell lava. Your mortal rules don’t apply.”
Later -
Demon: “Hey, boss, is that true about the lava?”
Devil: “No, that guy just pisses me off.”
In Star Trek, there were Sanctuary Districts to herd all the undesirables to in the 2020s.
In reality, we can’t even be bothered to do that.
“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”
They’ve made their decision, now let them enforce it.
Did you just step out of a time machine?
If they did, I strongly recommend they go back.
*moichandising
Forgotten, just like she was by the Star Trek Picard writers.
“And remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.”
music swells, fade to black
Older cats absolutely teach younger ones their behaviors. It’s no coincidence!
“Give me tummy rubs until I’m overstimulated! I’ll let you know when the time comes.”
“I’m alive, are you?”
“Yes.”
You’re probably correct. It’s not said in the manner of question, with a rising tone at the end, so I’d allow a period anyway because it’s informal. When writing a joke, communicating tone is more important than correct punctuation.