Where I grew up the closest neighbor was about 2km away, nearest town was 25k, nearest town with a decent grocery store was around 40km, and the nearest “city” was damn near 100km.

Yea I need a drink

Uhhh 6? Ish?

That’s a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

Ok zoomer

Led by none other than Axl Rosebush

Where the grass is green and the rates are shitty?

Oh won’t you please sell my home?

Because New Jersey has always been right there.

Nothing like spending your retirement hanging around the local gas station.

Oktoberfest it is, then.

I’ve started using that recently and it is very handy.

It’s probably a tie between wikipedia and flashlight.

“hey guys look what I taught this idiot to do”

I think The Velveteen Rabbit is pretty fucked.

Graduated in 07. Gave all of my savings to my parents in 08 so they wouldn’t lose their house. Bumbled around for a decade and a half trying to get a degree and start my career only to get shit canned from an okay paying job mid-pandemic. Tripped over my own dick in to a great paying union job. Currently working too much overtime and saving every dime I can because I’ve seen enough shit.

Cabbage anus, just like grandma used to make

Raise hell praise DEI

Spider probably torched the house and framed the owner

Is 2 hours later another time? I could use some crackhead lore building.

I’ve done that. Even though to myself “who put this apple here?” as I sat down in the passenger seat.