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It’s probably a tie between wikipedia and flashlight.
It’s probably a tie between wikipedia and flashlight.
“hey guys look what I taught this idiot to do”
I think The Velveteen Rabbit is pretty fucked.
Graduated in 07. Gave all of my savings to my parents in 08 so they wouldn’t lose their house. Bumbled around for a decade and a half trying to get a degree and start my career only to get shit canned from an okay paying job mid-pandemic. Tripped over my own dick in to a great paying union job. Currently working too much overtime and saving every dime I can because I’ve seen enough shit.
Cabbage anus, just like grandma used to make
Raise hell praise DEI
Spider probably torched the house and framed the owner
Is 2 hours later another time? I could use some crackhead lore building.
I’ve done that. Even though to myself “who put this apple here?” as I sat down in the passenger seat.
I was sitting in my pickup outside my apartment listening to the radio and some guy just…got in. I asked “can I help you?” and the look on his face when he realized his mistake was priceless. In his defense Lyft had just started in my area and there was only one other vehicle that looked like mine in that part of the city.
Then why is my freezer so full of giant ground sloth?
Unless they’re over 25 years old. But then there’s state laws for that too. I just want my kei truck.
I’m only a professional scientist in the loosest sense of the term but for years we’ve tried to figure out why Joe can’t leave the break room to fart and who the fuck does he think he is?
Ada Lovelace
A kitty pool, if you will.
Yea, sometimes. There’s usually enough other stuff going on it’s not a problem.
I have a recording of the big machines where I work. Rhythmic clunking and whirring motors puts me right to sleep.
I’ve started using that recently and it is very handy.