Hence how Melania came to be a Citizen
You don’t have to be a person to have the rights of a person. That’s what a corporation is.
How was that obvious?
Perhaps paid reviews would increase quality because unpaid reviews are more susceptible to corruption
This shit is getting deep
I smashed that upvote button so hard. Whip that llamas ass
Why not 11 years
Stockholders also get value extracting your happiness
Shareholder value must be extracted from your happiness
Have you considered making your deck building game an mmorpg?
Meta af
That’s a great prank to do when someone is sleeping - they wouldn’t know about it when looking in the mirror but then go outside and everyone is clutching their pearls
Elon doesn’t care about profit… See X Elon does care about sexy Elon is not the one who has to figure out anything.
So I guess it’s no 2. He didn’t get the feels for it.
Huh, turns out asbestos is actually delicious too
They need to moooove over
Its what I tell people are the voices in my head
Makes me wonder how many times I’ve been replaced. Also makes me wonder if I just died yesterday and today I’m actually a new person. I have no evidence that yesterday happened except for a memory of it, and let’s face it, since it was a public holiday, that’s a pretty foggy memory
Since nothing will happen, I’m surprised they don’t just declare everything as bragging rights. It would be unpatriotic not to splash the cash that you have received because you, and America, are clearly in God’s favour according to the Prosperity Gospel.