I love the arrow that just says “rat”

Lmao, what an absolute joke that no one looked at this and went “what if we didn’t?”

The refund episode where every gets $300

“Now that’s walking around money!”

HE’S NOT BLUFFING!

Except this is the 6th recall this year

I’ll have you know I’ve never paid for Windows in my life!

“A Head in the Polls”

Nixon becomes president, arguing that no body can be President more than twice, but he doesn’t have a body

Either Benderama where Bender gets billions of clones that almost wreck the world or the free will device episode.

Honestly this one’s incredibly vague

That’s what happens when a hard drive fails at some point in the boot. It isn’t a windows issue

Bend Her

Which is… Certainly an episode of all time

Same!

I definitely think it’s the best of the compilation episodes, though I did quite enjoy the one from the new season. Mostly cause I’m super nostalgic for those old mystery books

Naturama!

It’s the compilation episode where they’re all different animals. They start off as salmon.

Kiff tries to challenge Bender to sleep with Amy. It doesn’t go well for Kiff.

Luck of the Fryrish I believe.

That or the movie where he loses his lucky pants

Either way, he declares that his luck is changing right before the ladder he’s climbing into the sewer has a bar break off, sending him plunging into either just the water or onto someone slimy

Edit: wait, it’s definitely Luck of the Fryrish. They’re heading to Old New York to find Fry’s clover. Same deal, the ladder breaks after he declares no more bad luck

Can’t for the life of me remember the episode title 😭

Fry makes Leela a weird and terrible comic about saving her.

Then he saves her later in the episode

I would commission… An opera!

Yeah, Trump looks like he’s from a polaroid and Diddy seems like a digital camera. It’s definitely some weird lighting conditions

Ah, appreciate it! Love a cool depth of field and lighting effect making things look fake effect, but not when its something actually important!

Honest question - is that second Diddy pic real? The lighting looks really strange to me for some reason. Not like AI, more semi decent at best photoshop

Went back to a TN high school recently for the first time since graduating to do some work.

They had to call local police to check my tool box to make sure it didn’t have a gun hidden anywhere, which took almost an hour.

Every single door is locked constantly. Every classroom is locked with a key, so anyone needing to get inside needs the knock to be let in and disturb class. If the teacher needs to go to the bathroom between periods, all the students not already in the class are locked outside.

At one point, I left a door propped open cause I didn’t want to disturb the people running lines. The principal, who used to be my principal at another school, attempted to give yell at me over it.

They’ve also distributed an iPad to every student to act as a hall pass. Except they have to request the pass, raise their hand, ask to use the bathroom, then the teacher has to pull out their iPad and approve it. All of this takes a ton of time.

Starting this year, they only get 3 passes a day. Period. Anymore and the principal has to approve it personally or it’s detention. They have nothing in place to make it so kids with intestinal issues can have more passes, and this systems been in place for 3 years now. Every student I talked to told me they knew someone who pissed their pants in class because they weren’t allowed to leave under threat of detention or suspension.

TN schools and TN in general is just fucked beyond belief now. And the people who put all these ridiculous policies into place are all currently running unopposed.

The Covenant School shooting and moronic conservative parents having an insane amount of control has straight up regresses TN schools to a worse point of security theatre than post columbine or 9/11. All over a single shooting.

Edit: apologies for my horrendous grammar. However, I’m currently too tired to fix it right now

This reminds me - I saw spinner wheels in public for the first time in probably 15+ years yesterday. I was genuinely shocked to see them. Man I hope they do not make a comeback.