I saw some weird interview show on youtube where they spent the whole time eating ultra spicy chicken wings while interviewing

Haha true

in the 90s telling (and asking) people those things would have been such a suspicious, sketchy move.

a/s/l?

“Every Little Helps”

That’s ok, so is the population distribution.

Maybe we misheard and he said “this lets me sell more shoes”

Velcro sewn to just inside the top of your pocket, so sticking a hand in your pocket makes a loud noise and you can feel it, for any pickpocket to separate the velcro.

Surely it’s still more efficient for the truck to carry that screwdriver and a whole truckload of other goods, in a single journey, with optimised route, rather than me (and every other Amazon shopper) driving my car to the nearest hardware store to buy that screwdriver?