Stuff like this makes me think we’re witnessing so many crimes that we don’t have a names for yet.

Not trying to throwing stones here, but the headline isn’t oniony. Unfortunately it’s unsurprising gun news, it’s also not funny.

The sarcastic part was suggesting vigilante turd policing.

I don’t see what’s oniony about this, people that don’t pickup after their dogs should be severely and unusually punished. Extrajudicial is just extra justice.

Edit: not picking up dog poop is inconsiderate, murder is abhorrent. Do we really need /s on nottheonion too?