If you don’t care about a genocide, then what the fuck is wrong with you?

Putler absolutely would send preteens to Ukraine if he started running out of adults.

We’re waitinggg…

What the fuck man?

I wouldn’t be suprised if there was

Gotta keep the blood factory running.

“umm akcshually this is a good thing because the US is bad and I’m way too dense to understand that two countries can be bad at the same time and you’re fascist if you disagree with me” How about that?

Cold War 2: the electric boogaloo

Cops, prison guards, landlords.

Train your children properly and you shouldn’t need to use parental controls to control their screen time.

Exactly! I’ve always thought that kids should be taught to exercise healthy limits on their own, because after all, some day they are going to be adults and won’t have anyone but themselves preventing them from eating nothing but ice cream, running into traffic, and playing Minecraft for 14 hours.

Kids are people who deserve freedom and privacy. Teach them internet safety and common sense, and make sure they can always talk to you without the fear of punishment if they saw something they shouldn’t have.

It’s seven, you yank.

You know what they say about broken clocks.

It’s not a protest, I just felt like burning down some Big Oil headquarters! Those are two totally different things, I promise!

arson time :)))) (in minecraft)

We can dream…

Ohh, I was confused because I assumed the power would somehow be transported to Earth, which seems rather inefficient.

that’s what she said

what drinkers???