Haha look at that person that doesn’t know how an apple poops. Probably also eats the Apples bumhole.

Mike Hunt.

Oh no. Anyway…

Finally a distro that is on my mental level.

I mean my Job is already giving me impostor syndrome… I really do not need my Distro to make me feel that way…

I’m glad that I get the full experience then.

I feel my life is too stable. I need more excitement.

Thank you I will treasure it. I use Arch, btw.

It’s a meme?! Wow… that explains the looks I get during speed dating…

Same with trying to collect life insurance.

Hey it’s me your pal! https://steamcommunity.com/id/genuineparts/

Sounds like someone is calling to “Hack Tuaw”

What? Why would I have nightmares about the thing that secures my continued paycheck?
I fucking love 'em.

But he said in his statement that he’s a Gaiman.

That poor sucidal and very misguided person.

Ah yes the good old: Good lunatic with nuclear arsenal :D

99372211 out

His organs have some value too right? I mean not much I admit. But sell his kidneys and liver.

Hm, I feel like most alcoholics don’t puke until they have some other very likely related health issue.

Oh I was totally on autopilot and selected “Maintenance (Software)” because that is what I did… and I discovered the brainfart two seconds too late.