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What?! He just had that one double vodka instead of an iced tea. He doesn’t drink anymore because then God doesn’t tell him what time it is as easily.
What?! He just had that one double vodka instead of an iced tea. He doesn’t drink anymore because then God doesn’t tell him what time it is as easily.
Has your company been involved in some legally dubious activities and you typed up an email concerned about your legally dubious activities before you realize sending an email could be creating a paper trail so you delete the email to talk to someone in person?
I saw someone on mastodon say something like, “don’t tell your IT department not to use recall to protect employee or customer data. Tell your legal department that all your recall data can be subpoenaed for discovery.”
Isn’t it 36? There were 2 E. Jean Carroll cases
Future civilization will be adding glue to pizza once humanity rebounds
If the Trump conviction is any indicator, the conviction will only bring more excuses from Tate’s fans.
But look at how close those trees are to the power line!
Why would X try to gather your assassination coordinates?!
Just that one shipment of bombs. Biden notified Congress he’s going to send $1 billion in arms.
I give them like a $5 bill, I feel good about myself…
Sounds like he’s paying for something.
Defense: “Our client doesn’t know who that is.”
Do we need to Pokemon Go to a pride parade?
Well Pilate DID literally wash his hands of the whole thing. Plus blaming the Romans undermines the whole “If he did nothing wrong why didn’t he comply with law enforcement?” narrative.
The ancient Roman Furby
Surely the man chosen by God himself to save the country from the evil Satanist cabal doesn’t lie constantly. /s
If he sued her for slander, I imagine the size would be revealed in discovery. Probably why he hasn’t sued her for slander.
He only blabs on the one he owns now.
Like even if there were no ads you’d learn how to help in a timely manner.
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Rob Schneider is my pick for second cast member of Home Alone 2 to be convicted of a felony.