Oooof. Tough day for him.

Everbody is collapsing into their lower back and would be way imbalanced in real life. Running would be painful with that posture.

Yeah I just wanted to play the arena combat.

I wanted to buy a $40 deck builder game with cool IP, they wanted to sell me a $70 AAA production with a bunch of external stuff that I found pretty boring.

I ended up not buying.

I think in the second half you’re asking whether butches are more likely to be toppy and femmes are more likely to be bottomy.

I think there’s probably some positive correlation there but butchness and toppiness are distinct concepts.

Their money is now in azure. Os and app suites are a declining business, but they help with azure lock in.

Based on the couple of parrots I’ve met IRL, the birds would also be having a fantastic time hanging out with four of their buddies and cussing out humans.

Lose/lose all around.

That would be their top attraction! I would make a side trip to get roasted by parrots.

Tim Cook is a greaseball.

Where my cheeky FlyNap sniffers at?

It would fuck me over.

Re: internet only available at the public library.

Hell no. That would really fuck over disabled people.

Just not politicians

Hurts to see him holding a cig knowing what did him in.

Hanging out with Shandling, Jean Shepard, and Woz sounds like a good time.

Unfortunately Garry is no longer available.

Ha. Courts can move fast when there are luxury vacations and RVs on the line.

Well I’m sure Merrick “Nap Time” Garland is going to get right on it.

If we are sending our most elite specialized people out to do these jobs and they don’t know that they are negatively buoyant in their gear, something (else) has gone very very wrong in SEAL country.

That organization needs some serious unfucking, probably associated with some downsizing, but the public regard for the reputation of the SEALs is such that it’s not gonna happen.

And it could have easily been so much worse.

“Votes for Jesus go to the Republican.”

• Leslie Knope

Can we just go back to “lie” please?