Your bladder when you wake up

Hopefully has some games bundled in

And even can charge your phone!

Name an instance of Stack Exchange that isn’t toxic

Are you guys using your eyes?? Clearly bloat

What do you mean that’s not the name of your cat and I shouldn’t type it in my terminal?

Refuse computers, go back to Abacus

Is matrix.org a viable alternative as of now or the near future?

Printers are the peak of asshole design