Once drove past a crash where the driver somehow missed the fact that the road split in two and managed to drive head on in to the end of the guard rail. The guard rail went over the bonnet and through the windscreen on the passenger side all the way in to the cabin. I’m pretty sure he had no passengers.

Good.

Hooray!

How much of the unknown portion is linux?

Double as drunk.

Did the front fall off?

What’s your favourite part of Mexico? I’ve always been interested in checking it out but every now and then there’s a story about cartels killing mofos.