Is it, though?

This won’t be popular with the North Korean people. Kim’s approval rating might drop as low as 99%.

Shit, these weather control machines are actually everywhere.

Plus, no summer day is brighter than a clear winter day with snow on the ground.

Imagine, in the year of our lord 2024, not recognizing the noble whale shark as the peak of sharkitude.

Does anyone else think hammerhead sharks have been… maybe a little too quiet?

I’m wondering, now… Does Gimli say the word “Legolas” even once in the movies?

Being above the fray is what the Supreme Court was intended to be, so you can’t fault people for initially assuming that.

I think most people actually do.

Since the Roe v Wade verdict was leaked, I feel like the media has been glossing over the revelation that there’s just as much wheeling and dealing in the Supreme Court as in any of the other branches.

Why are we giving Trump an excuse to drop his failure of a running mate?

Keep talking, dumbass. Let’s see how many swifties you can make turn out.

internal communication on platforms like Slack is not always private

That’s common sense, frankly.

Not where Palestine is concerned.

Sounds like a confession.

We finally got him, right guys? Guys?

I was gonna say checking reflexes is a neurology thing, before I realized that was the joke.

This story became much less interesting after I realized they were worried about tweets about Taylor Swift, not tweets made by Taylor Swift.

Nobody’s ever going to recognize Maduro as the winner of the election, just that he might become president anyway.

It makes sense to have the option, but this trend of signing away your rights in the fine print should be outlawed.