Promise? 🥺

Peak art, an inspiration to us all

I bite my baby even when he’s not in a food-shaped costume, he loves it!

The only way that you effectively oppose the other

You can always vote third party if you want to pay lip service while helping the candidate you dislike

Those ones we just refuse to acknowledge, corporations pay through the nose for attention, so don’t give it to them

It’s like what I say to bother botanists:

If half of the fruits with “berry” in their name don’t fit your definition of berry, you need a new definition

Three and four hundred fifteen quintillion five hundred ninety two quadrillion six hundred fifty three trillion five hundred eighty nine billion seven hundred ninety three million two hundred thirty eight thousand four hundred sixty three sextillionths

Is less than ten

I’m a sucker for fruity pebbles (I actually prefer the malt-o-meal bag version)

Breakfast cereal

My wife and I both agree that it’s a dessert, not a food XD

Nothing like “possible” “consequences” for abuse of power

Whoops!

If there were hazardous levels of radiation, the clicks would be a squeal, you wouldn’t be able to match a rhythm to it

I learned recently that machinists used to use fractions to indicate tolerance, like a dimension given as 5/16 could be ±1/32 of an inch, because anything less than 9/32 would round to 4/16, and anything more than 11/32 to 6/16.

Dance!

It doesn’t create a permanent product like the things you mentioned, but it’s definitely a method of artistic expression =)

It’s just the whistleblower detector, don’t worry about it

How’s that gag order treating ya, Donnie?

Fundamental forces gonna fundamental force

Boomers? Biden wasn’t even a Boomer!