That’s how you can tell if you’re accelerating

T U V O K T O B E R

Skibidi

Security Theatre

Isn’t this the whole idea behind flatpak but everyone seems to hate it

The Riker Maneuver

It’s complicated. It’s sort of colony animal, like a slime mold or a portuguese man-o-war. Either way, you shouldn’t touch it.

It’s your Beanniversary 🫘

Well, that answers that question.

Andy B, - good first name for a tester

Yes

“cool”

The slap was because you were blaming the person who actually contributed more to the driver.

The correct response is: Wow! The delivery fee was only 3.49! How do they expect someone to work for such a pathetic wage!

NO! I don’t think you understood at all!

Someone else hired a person and paid them 3.49 to drive hot food around.

Then a customer, who also paid the first person paid the driver more than their employer did.

If I could slap you over the internet right now I would.

You’ll probably have to generate a lot of plots, graphs and figures. Choosing the right type of figure to explain the data is an important skill - maybe have a play with some of the examples from https://r-graph-gallery.com/

User: I’ve tried everything

Support: Have you tried <first step in documentation>?

(√51)³

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/75003-most-clothes-pegs-clipped-on-a-face

I think the canon reason given for this and other “why didn’t the ship’s computer just stop them?” situations that it’s a privacy violation to just go around scanning people without their permission.

Although they do seem to do a lot of “scanning for life-signs” so who knows?