Meanwhile PHP quietly runs 80% of the internet by being used for WordPress.

“There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.”

Always remember, the silicon valley ethos of “break things” wasn’t about their applications, it was about breaking industry, society, laws and your ability to oversee or regulate them.

the tests are now larger than the thing itself

Is such a weird complaint. You should aim for your codebase to be as small, simple and readable as possible, while your tests should be a specification that guarantees behavior is consistent between refactors. When you add behavior, you add tests, when you remove a behavior, you delete tests.

The size of either is independent of eachother. Small code bases that provide lots of features should be simple to read, but with a lot of tests.

I’ve programmed C# for nearly 15 years, and have used goto twice . Once to simplify an early break from a nested loop, essentially a nested continue. The second was to refactor a giant switch statement in a parser, essentially removing convoluted while loops, and just did a goto the start.

It’s one of those things that almost should never be used, but the times it’s been needed, it removed a lot of silliness.

async/await was introduced in version 4.5, released 2012. More than a few releases at this point!

Powershell

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Remember when people were calling this dummy the “real life Tony Stark”? Lol.