Fuck I thought that was an absolute factorial.

Maybe they should try firing some more workers.

Brick, laugh, love

Idk why but I assumed getting investigated was a large part of getting government aerospace contracts but I guess that’s just the movies

Fuck corporate social media

https://mastodon.social/@JxckS

I’m pretty sure there’s a Netflix doc about two of those guys.

That’s actually why Prometheus gave man fire: the meatballs on the craft services table kept getting cold.

Pfft typical

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Invisible text that your browser understands but humans don’t? Yep that’s a thing.

E: OK the title is fucking whack but the article is actually very funny.

Aren’t ant colonies already basically a lesbian coven that only keep males around for breeding purposes? Or am I thinking of bees?

Did you hear that the KKK adopted a highway?

I mean IANA or whatever literally made up a standard where two letter TLDs were reserved for countries even if they aren’t how those countries refer to themselves, see gr for Greece. I’m assuming .io just stands for Indian Ocean in this case, which seems like probably not how the chagosans self identify. Then you have countries like Montenegro that have .me and realized it means something in English so capitalized on it by licensing a company to resell .me domains.

I don’t think I have any particular point other than I think it’s dumb to have a system of artificial scarcity be the only alternative to having to remember the IP of every damn site I want to use.

Right? Turns out all that Russia Russia Russia shit wasn’t me just smoking too much pot. Who knew?

Well yeah but then they’d have to expand the hiring pool beyond the dumbest jock you knew in high school and those people tend to balk at doing fascism so…

$ GPT how do we solve climate change?

GPT: command not found

$ cd /home/chatgpt

cd: command not found

I don’t really get either of these comments. No one should be using telegram for anything other than a discord clone, and of course the shady turds will gravitate to privacy-focused messaging apps. I mean presumably that’s why the turds chose telegram initially, they just fucked up the due diligence and thought telegram was secure because they credulously believed the founder dude who folded under state pressure.

I think the NYT podcast used the word ‘aimed an attack at Hezbollah’ which is certainly a choice to describe a bombing requiring no aim

Seems bad, however: europenus