Capt’n Pugwash and Seaman Stains will both be out of jobs.

Said it before: no corporation except non-profits focusing on housing should own retail property.

Press both simultaneously, while twisting the joystick in a “C” motion, to launch a fireball.

Corporations should not own housing, unless its a non-profit working to serve the underprivileged.

Ohh you evil fucker

That’s my ringtone for when the wife calls my mobile!

Think you need to lay off the crack.

You’re living up to your user name.

Almost a quarter way through this century

VR is great when playing Warthunder in aircraft, where you can easily track an opponents plane while maneuvering your aircraft after them.

For tank and naval battles - meh.

Dad was not lying on top of mum to squash her.

No matter how much 6yr old me was complaining after entering their room early one morning.

Do you have candles burning on it?

“Domestic issues” - they can’t complain about the domestic issues, because the country they are in will then send them to a gulag or help them fall out of a high window.

Hook me up with your dealer, as it seems they have some pretty potent stuff.

Poor Italians are turning in their graves.

Wait until you hear about pineapple on pizza. Pineapple!

User name checks out for such a confused statement.

We were so poor, we use to get grandad around to decorate our Christmas tree by sneezing snot onto it.

“Bit more on this side, grandad!”

We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o’clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

“It sucks to realize something you put in a lot of work into had no real benefit”

Everyone who worked for Amazon has this thought.