Why pay for it at all?

But, but, but MONKEYS ARE APES! More specifically, the monkeys that are apes are apes.

Dammit, it had to be the only good floss.

Obsidian forms when lava cools very rapidly, limiting crystal growth. The lava pictured above most likely cooled slowly.

It won’t be. But maybe two years after release it will be pretty okay. This is the new way of things.

It doesn’t look like a bad mobile game. It looks like an ad for a bad mobile game.

Most oat milks now include emulsified lipids for this reason. Oatly foams up to a head better than whole milk. You can’t make butter out of it, but I doubt you’re making butter from your milk at home anyway.

Why does “kicking it up a notch” have to entail completely butchering the meter? Actually infuriating.