NoFuckingWaynado

Looks like it’s holding a big baby. Awwww!

If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well…

French Hens are just pretentious chicken fries

I think any truck gets a pass. Even a Honda Civic raised an inch or two, slap a bigger greenhouse on it, and send it on it’s way as a CUV.

I suspect the growth spurt has more to do with “tax loophole trucks.” I might be wrong on both points.

Found Waldo!

You got a lot of debunk in your trunk

Chickens are also infinitely easier to shove entirely into your ass. I’m stealing this!

Don’t buy the cow if you’re lactose intolerant.

“It belongs in a museum!”

Filled in rectangles are so cold and impersonal. The scribbles are organic and remind me I need to brush my hair. Who cares if someone reverse engineers OP’s mom’s name?

Pronouncing realtor like “real-uhh-torrrrr”

'Should of" instead of “should’ve”

Don’t leave us hanging! Finish the story! Please let the person that said “it is what it is” die a gruesome, dark, and slow death. But not me because I didn’t really say it… I was quoting, and that doesn’t count.

Sure, but ananananas-pen doesn’t have quite the same ring now does it?

I’ll gladly trade your fingers for my eyes. You don’t have to send them to me. Just place them on a busy railroad track and wait for a bit.

Reminds me 'tis the season to watch The Frighteners again!

Magic Eightball

Très jolie!

Let me get my milking gear. For the tiny udders.

No shit? That’s a whole-ass mf chicken on there?