Aquarium today, cards against humanity tomorrow.

Free rent, or so they thought

Given an infinite number of peers, any research paper can get peer reviewed

Scrap. Ready for reclamation.

I have that problem with glasses. 56-17-140 glasses seem to fit well enough right now. But the options are limited.

They’re eating the votes… Of the people that live there…

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That does it, I’m not voting for him.

Edit: he jokingly nommed on a turkey costume and an ice cream cone.

I currently leave a bunch of candy on my front steps, most kids really only take 1-3, and I’m out with my kid, so whatever. We check on the camera a few times a night, and if it’s empty, we reroute and refill it. This year, Capri Sun and chips have been a big hit.

Jell-O cubes. Unpackaged.

Dark thought for a D&D group: How much of a Phoenix do you think you need to keep for it to respawn?

Cards against humanity has a sticker for that

A medium rare Phoenix might be interesting. Though you’d have to work really hard not to burn it, else you get a baby Phoenix.

Many early generation Pokemon might be delicious. I don’t want to eat any steel type Pokemon.

Is that the terms and conditions for using the toilet?

“We reserve all right to enforce arbitration for cases including but not limited to: being sucked into space when you flush, being sucked into space when you use the sink, and any other instances of being sucked into space. Transporter clones may occur if we are actively inverting the tachyon field, and the sink may back up when we are modulating the deflector array.”

I did the same, except ‘nothing’ was ‘play with my kid’ and several years later it still registers as a very happy time, even though I should have been worrying about work, or lack thereof.

(I was going to the trampoline park 2-3 times a week with a toddler, great times.)

That completes my day, thanks. Even though it’s 1:30 in the afternoon, I’m just going to sleep, end on a high note and all

Can you make a loss panel set from the loss, using lossy compression?

If you haven’t yet, some day you’ll find your Mr. TheDead (if that’s your thing)

Uh, I mean.

They’ve moved on from apple gift cards?