Who needs a reason? That’s for the judge to make up. Drumpf is just there to throw the toys out of his pram.

They can go work in the Lithium mines now.

Whilst some of the rich funnel money to the fascists so when democracy backslides into authoritarianism they are part of the in-group.

Your Honour I was not, as you so derisively put it, “assaulting people with a weapon” and “administering medication without consent”.

I was merely “providing an expediant public health service” and frankly for making those three booster shots at 20mph from 15 meters away I deserve a fucking medal!

Great, I’ll go get my tranquilizer gun and load up some Pfizer, and inoculate the morons as I drive past them standing on the roundabout.

Speaking as an Englishman: fuck 'em.

I’m so done with dealing with these antivax idiots that I hope they catch the new variants and suffer.

I do feel sorry for those with compromised immune systems and the kids of antivaxers who also have to suffer because these morons believe the wild conspiracies that it’s a weapon for population control that is activated by 5G.

It almost makes me wish the conspiracy was true and these morons were the target leaving the rest of the population alone.

But I guess these loons won’t see reason until their grandma or child is gargling on fluids in an understaffed, overcrowded, and collapsing NHS hospital.

MATLAB: And I took that personally.

Same reason here, my 3rd party app was BaconReader and now using Connect. I didn’t know Connect had an auto hide feature, I’ll have to check that out.

If he doesn’t turn up I really hope at the end of the ‘debate’ she looks straight down the lens of the camera, points and says “Convict Trump… Pussy!”

No flag, no country, those are the rules I just made up!

It’s ok, not every social event is going to go well and most of the time it’s nothing personal, we’re all just kind of bumbling along through the confusing and absurd reality that is life.

May I join this group hug?

But you’ve yet to lose a pillow fight.

Focus on what’s important.

Ok fair but of the choices to have buzzing near me, I’m still picking the bee every time.

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First a $40 fee just to swipe plastic is stupid, even VISA don’t charge anywhere near that much for the card machine operator. Sorry you have to deal with that.

Also does the US not have smartphone banking apps? Do you have to pay fees for a bank transfer? Is it the landlord setting those fees? I’m confused how a free at point of use system is getting slapped with a fee.

Why does everyone in the US have to write cheques to eachother, wasting everyone’s time going in person to the bank to cash them in? Even my employer just does a bank transfer to pay me my income.

That’s fucking ridiculous, sorry to hear that.

But why can’t your landlord just accept a bank transfer every month you can set up on your banking app? Is this not a thing in the US?

Who the hell is still writing cheques? Does this landlord also contact the tenant by carrier pigeon?

When you put the wrong cat down

Because some people just treat it like a silicon valley start-up: say you’ve got results from your smoke and mirror show and then hope someone actually gets the results.

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Footwear: the rest of the time your footwear is what separates you from the ground. Invest in practical, good quality, and repairable/hard-wearing footwear.