My favorite is when you can see some shit happening in the background, usually blurry and out of focus.

Rinse it off and it could still go into a delicious dish.

Is the difference between youse and youse guys the number of people involved? Similar to y’all and all y’all?

I wish we could use Slack.

A good dark chocolate. Not milk chocolate, but dark dark chocolate.

Instagram, followed by Lemmy. I’m trying to use IG less often.

She looks like she was a good, happy girl.

I think they see the writing on the wall and they’re trying to make a buck while they still can.

But can ChatGPT downvote answers into oblivion?

Like an ogre

Oof. That sounds rough.

Based on the lyrics I always thought it was about werewolves.

Coffee shops. I don’t know why. I just really enjoy sitting in them and having a coffee, especially if they have nice cushy couches or chairs.

I did this for a year and a half, and I never fully adjusted. I worked 4 10 hour days from 10pm til 8am.

One thing that helped a lot was to go to bed straight after work. Then I’d wake up, go do stuff/work out/be social, then head into work again. The only thing that threw a monkey wrench into this for me was the 3 day weekend, where I’d find my body fighting to return to a normal schedule.

Mom: We have bat’leths at home

tapes together some butter knives and a wooden spoon

Depends. Are you a fan of honor?

The handle of my bat’leth is always sticky

You will be inseminated

Riker has always been pretty thirsty.

The modern mind is in complete disarray. Knowledge has stretched itself to the point where neither the world nor our intelligence can find any foot-hold. It is a fact that we are suffering from nihilism.