Pterodactyl is also not a dinosaur but this list is just for the lols anyway 😄

Plesiosaur! It’s a reptile, but neither is a mosasaur.

You’re blind or have a shit TV.

What’s up with these percentages? How could these possibly be known? You would have to know how much the animal weighed before hand and have control over a lot of variables.

And they cited Reddit…

[more citations needed]

Ugh 🙄

Don’t use the word cure.

Sure why not? The movie is insane anyway.

You forgot to mention that he has some vile beliefs such as that the homeless are leeches and if I remember he briefly implies eradication or at very least something sinister. The hot rich woman cuts him off before he can finish.

Like the other commenter said, I can take it at it’s word, but I don’t see why this doesn’t work too, as an alternative viewing. He definitely has something wrong with him though.

I vehemently disagree with you. Potatos are our friends.

Sorry you had a racist piece of shit for a realtor though. Fired.

PS+ I want to play online, I like getting the free games, I need cloud storage for saves.

I’m also on PC and realize two of those three are free. I’m willing to pay on PS because the couch experience is so, so, so much better than PC could ever be, no matter how many times PC creeps screech at me that I’m wrong.

This article needs to be nuked because it’s just editorial jib-jab. [citation needed]

Haha get rekt sucks to suck!

/s

Holy shit I thought I was either full of shit or a mutant freak. I’m happy to be a mutant freak.

I feel so validated right now you guys have no idea.

Thanks for the non-jargon version

Uh, no. I own a-- Actually fuck off.

So this is going to suck.

Hahaha really? I was joking. Murica was playing the long game I guess.

Should have bought American. Other than Boeing. Sucks to suck.

-----> /s <------ There you go. I was joking Lemmy. Learn how to read between the fucking lines, tankie neck beards.

Yeah that logic checks out. Nevermind, sorry for bothering you.

Me being upvoted a few times makes me suspect people don’t realize I’m being facetious.

I think I’ll continue to have a bad time on Lemmy, for $500.

Yes, Elon Musk is. Not some random car owner. This all feels like bullying to me.

Of course we constantly shit talk about him, it’s what we humans do.

I pretty sure that’s almost verbatim what one of my bullies said about me, who also isn’t Elon Musk incidentally.

Just rip on Musk, not his customers.

You can have my gun.