Ted Jackson

Pistachio gelato, any brand will do.

Ive found them dull all the time, but never broken

Victorinox uses a steel that favours corrosion resistance over hardness. They’re easy to sharpen though, I’ve even used the underside of a ceramic coffee cup.

KISS is awesome, although I’ve been using Kvæsitso of late.

Wait till you experience the unmitigated joy that is Xiaomi’s battery optimisations, resulting in permissions you grant to the launcher for gesture and media support to be constantly revoked. 🙄

I came home from school to find my mother weeping after she heard the news.