Nonsense! He’s been taking humans apart for years. He can rearrange your body parts into any order you want.

I literally scrolled through looking for your comment.

Bad Dragon is definitely studying this.

I like Tokyo Drift :(

It’s all I could think with the acorn situation. Just need a splash of dash-cam pov overview and it’d be straight out of the show.

He fought with my father, DildoShwaggins.

Are you a bad person or just a troll?

Yes yes yes! I work facing the public and I interact with people from all over the world. Me wearing a mask just feels like a basic courtesy. I could potentially spread diseases around like mad.

I’m glad it’s more accepted now, but I have had a lot of people “looking out for my safety” to put it mildly. That’s what they say they’re doing. Really, they’re just confronting me and demand answers to personal questions as they “educate” me.

A scary large number of people still seem to see him as a genius. It sounds dumb to those who pay any real attention, but those that don’t still (in my experience) see him as smart.

But I use my phone.

I don’t think I ever processed that these are real and would have wings. It doesn’t seem right. I don’t like them.

I posted it in reply to another comment, but I think this is worth it’s own mention.

Puddle of Mud - About a Girl, live on Sirius

Their performance of About a Girl on Sirius is one of my favorite things ever. It never fails to make me giggle.

https://youtu.be/yTh9qiXEy4Q?si=171qPYEt1mIG9iBz

Crashing Gourds?, something like that

Smashing Pumpkins?

I meant like a few at once. A whole tube would indeed be impressive.

Bro I can fit a stack of Pringles in my mouth.

I hope it would be science-based if so. Following how dragons would actually evolve.

Ohhh that takes me back. I forgot all about those. I wasn’t really interested in them, but kids at my school were. I’d steal them from stores and trade them for stuff I actually wanted.

I always played with them a tiny bit before I’d trade them. They were pretty neat. Lots of different shapes. I have no idea how they were actually meant to be used. Hard nostalgia wave, though.

Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

He was too far out, man.

That’s one fuckin nice kitty right there.