What’s up, my cisgenda?
Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?
Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered
Woah. Easy, fella
Well duh. Peartube is the federated choice for fruits!
The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them
They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies
I think the Prime Directive is misunderstood. It’s simply a directive that’s wholly divisible only by itself and one.
His given name is Carlos Banana
I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems
I hear that Louis Pasteur is working on a vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.
Unfortunately the military industrial complex demands to be fed and all we have right now are proxy wars. So propping up the IDF it is (along with the much more worthy support of Ukraine)
I think SONAR-15s are the aquatic version
The good people of Texas are trying but this state is crazy gerrymandered. Ken Paxton is a cancer upon society.
How do you make it illegal to sleep on your own planet (which is something every human must do)?
Made a comment that pissed of my wife FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!