Insect swarm creates a magical effect, it doesn’t summon literal bugs. And before you call me a buzz kill, it’s kind of lame to try and essentially skip the encounter I spent time building.

Literally just mixed peas, carrots and beans from a frozen package haha

This is purely anecdotal, but I started meal prepping with a pile of mixed vegetables and chicken, and my bowel movements have never been smoother. Like, the difference was legitimately addicting. Haha. An effortless shit everyday is such a massive game changer.

That’s interesting, I find that keeping cash on hand makes me far more frugal.

RFID blocking wallet, keys, Pixel 7, Pixel watch.

When I’m at work, I also have work keys on a lanyard.

When I’m skating, I wear a fanny pack cross body-style, so I can carry tools and medical supplies. It may seem extreme, but if you bail hard enough, you end up needing both(Why the fuck do I still skate at 37 😅 ).

What a hateful old cow

They are

Oh look Europe is fascist, I’m so surprised. /s

Signed, an unsurprised Indigenous person.

Get your fucking shit together guys, Jesus Christ.

I hate that I can’t tell what the truth is

Buster disapproves of your cluttered work station

That’s called Insider Trading, and is supposed to be illegal.

America

MURDER MACHINES!? 😂😂😂

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B-B-B-BUT I THOUGHT PITBULLS

Missionaries are colonizers, let them die

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Large dog breeds need to be trained very carefully. My friends have a 100 lbs husky, just a massive wolf looking dog. When he was a pup, he was food protective, so they made sure to train that behavior completely out of Steel(the dog).

In the present day, Steel is 8 years old, in the prime of his physical size and health, and the sweetest boi. With different owners, he’d have negative habits that lead his behaviour and made him dangerous.

As a bass player, I cannot count the amount of times I’ve had someone here I play bass, and then scream, “SLAPPA DA BASS MON!” in my face.

You’re not funny, it’s not clever, go die in a hole.

I started playing at 14. I am now 36 and am a extremely proficient player. A good friend of mine has been playing since he physically could hold a guitar, effectively his entire life. While he is a far superior musician to me, the difference between our abilities can only really be seen in the extremely minut details, details only other musicians can notice. We’re effectively peers.

My point is that it’s never too late to start playing music. The world begins to suck a little less when a new musician is born.

99% of the time, a fever kills the bacteria then lowers. You’ll be fine, go take a nap.

So Americans of Lemmy: how’s it feel knowing you’re committing genocide literally right now