Mamms effect was (unfortunately) never released

US and Germans (with some French celebrity prisoners) fight other Germans. My favorite part of this battle is when the French superstar Tennis player vaults a castle wall and runs through enemy lines to ask for reinforcements.

One time I couldn’t get a jar of jelly open so I smashed it. There are definitely better ways.

I always thought of Belgians as being swamp French. It’s the Dutch who are swamp Germans.

I had to read E.M. twice because at first my brain translated it as Entitled Mother (which doesn’t seem too far off)

I wasnt able to upgrade to fiber internet until about 2017

I recently had to reinstall windows on a coworker’s laptop because it wouldn’t boot (hard drive is probably failing). I couldn’t even format the drive because bitlocker was bit locking and the only way to turn it off is through the control panel (again, PC would not boot). I ended up having to delete the entire partition so I could reformat and install.