Most F150 owners also own a fart rocket

Cybertruck cant really truck. Turns out its just hot wheels for man-children.

Why have they not outlawed boats? Boats are safer than cars.

Why havent we killed all the cobras? Cobras are safer than boats.

Why havent we outlawed kitchen knives? Kitchen knives are safer than cobras.

Am I doing this right? Its a fun game which deflects blame and changes the subject quite effectively.

What do you call a lawyer killed by an emergency slide? A good start.

Youre not a sociopath. Sociopath+Money=Elon

Turns out business is easy when running a virtual monopoly while receiving truckloads of government welfare. Shit gets harder when actual car manufacturers get in on the game, competing with an i-phone you put wheels on and called a car.

Passive language, “was struck”= the cop shot her