I prefer the one where they’re smiling through tears as they both simultaneously eat Vladimir Putin’s asshole while he beats them with a bundle of reeds

This sounds like a cult

…Boris Johnson said this?

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE

Lost my job thanks to #2, and a little bit of #3

Pirates of The Caribbean

And one day he will have his revenge

The fucked up part is it doesn’t even make it to the babies who need it, it goes straight to Homelander

Try me

Oh wow I didn’t realize Jupiter is actually pretty and not just a tan streaky ball

Can someone just tell me which is the good one and which is the bad one for convenience

I’m 30, so naturally I assume everyone else is too

Wiccan theocratic-state

What am I missing

As does mine

Chicken noodle enema—good for the body, good for the soul

That second to last one is what I’m called around the office

I knew that Chinese baby-eating robot was a mistake

The British-Canadian Hipster found of Vice became the leader of an anti-immigrant white nationalist group in the United States? Weird character arc. Anyone have any insight?

Not explicitly. The book of Enoch (non-canon) claims it was Azazel, other sources claim Samael or even Lilith. Now if you want to take a completely secular view it’s important to note that Satan as we think of him now is a Christian concept and doesn’t exist in the Torah or in classical Judaism, but was simply a term meaning “accuser” or “tempter” that wasn’t a person or individual but more of a general concept of sin or temptation that prevented someone from doing the will of god