A tribbillion more

Front right is phone, front left is wallet. Keys hang on left side belt loop. Vape in left side pocket, knife in right side. I have magnetic sunglasses that I put in the back right pocket when I’m not using them. Back left is for receipts & such.

It’s got a joke hole that’s just for farts

Guillotine.

This looks like some bosslogic bullshit, legit thought this was fake