Yeaaaah that upward mobility isn’t a feature of the system, it’s a bug, and they’re working on patching it constantly.

It’s never been easier to be a billionaire. It’s never been harder to be a millionaire.

Point being it’s a last resort. I’ve lost all other options, may as well at least get someone there to ID the body or somesuch.

One day, when I’m in actually GOOD shape, and have a bit more grey.

Joining a sword fighting gym. Absolutely fantastic community, and while I’m currently laying in a hot tub to soothe my absolutely dead legs, I’m definitively in the best shape I’ve been in in my adult life.

Implying management is human work?

Imminent threat of bodily harm and no route for escape. Calling the cops will get you an armed response. The only time an armed response is at all appropriate is if life could be lost otherwise. Any other time, it’s best not to bring a gun into the situation.

I was wondering if Firefly being the immediate de facto response to this had lived its life. It appears not.

Wait I thought it was “in 1776 C saild the river Styx”?

HONK! HONKHONKHONKHONKHONK! HONK!

I thought it was a new social media platform focused on pictures of skeletons.

I get to convert my $1 of expirable daily money into $2.50 of real money? Sounds good to me.

It’s spelled “fission” and has nothing to do with salmon hats…

/s

Depends. I like this because it’s shorter, but still maintains a good level of security, and I’ll never forget it. Technically the full password is stronger, yeah. This also has the added benefit of someone being able to see you type it or catch a glimpse of it plaintext for some reason and have NO chance of remembering it.

Either way, they’re both pretty secure, I just don’t wanna type several lines of… Anything each time I log in.

Like spray them with water? Sure, if they’re in the sink or on the counter. If you mean just swat them away, I wouldn’t trust that to kill them. And as soon as it doesn’t kill them, and they find their way back to the nest, there’s a chance they’ll lead others back, if they found so much as a scrap of food.

Theres… There’s something to it, I guess. Make sure your email is secure, and if not even you know your password, how can someone else. Christ, it sounds like a massive pain in the ass, though.

Similar, but I just take the first letter of each word, keep proper pronunciation, and turn some into numbers as appropriate.

Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.

Becomes

2tpggrto,rto,rto.

No, for the record I do not use THAT song.

Look, if they wanna stay alive, they can take a shower.

Spider Bros can stay. Ants too stinky.

You know, I feel like I know that smell as well. Not anywhere NEAR as pungent as the ant smell, but I’ve been in some… Unfortunate situations with enough roaches that I can conjure up that smell.

Like, killing them? One or two running across a table, and you just pop em?