i tried the eufy afterwards and it wasn’t better. when the eufy crashed daily, it doesn’t restart itself. but when it worked it was super fast.
smart doorbell that takes 25+ seconds to fire up a video feed, and errors out most of the time. (Original Ring doorbell, received when they bought out my kickstarter Doorbot and bricked it)
or the Lockitron smart door lock from Kickstarter which took like 6 AA batteries and couldn’t muster the strength to unlock the door more than like 3 times.
but least they worked together in failure.
First Alert, ask questions later
now imagine a dildo full of sensors that can map pressure and then a sexhole that can replay those pressures back in sequence.
or vice versa. whats the market potential for feeling the action?
mommy mommy why are we going in circles?
shut up or i’ll nail your other foot to the floor!
tires need to be made of non-toxic materials. like mushroom/algae, etc.
then brake dust is next.
you might like the movie: Cloverfield
And she walks along the edge
Of where the ocean meets the land
Just like she’s walking on a wire in the circus
if you ever have an elderly visit with someone from somewhere you can throw on tunes from their teenage days in the old country and see their foggy eyes light up.
Just pointing out that Yiddish has several dozen words for types of dick, used to describe men’s personality or status. Like Schmuck. I’m told Yiddish has zero words for Vagina, out of respect.
yea this was common knowledge for decades
IMDB user ratings has Airplane! beating The Great Race 7.7 to 7.2. the trailer for the Great Race doesn’t contain a single joke.
ive cruised around in an electric couch before at burning man festival. not the safest, but friggin awesome.
I’m hoping curtis finishes designing his new brubaker box before he dies. VW beetle kit cars are awesome.
vibrato
they take the anti-choice concept far beyond abortion. we can’t afford to be a planet full of sheep.
thats true for puns and quick wit, but theres also a new obligation to keep it clean and you have to keep the offensive filth internal.
well since Sweden is a full NATO member, that would be a hilariously bad idea.
why is the APnews website so terrible that it heats up my phone?