Neanderthals wanted to live forever and now we have bigfoot.

It really does read like a combination of vagina and penis though.

Something like Open Pages would be more descriptive.

Don’t worry, it’s back. Those things refuse to die.

Lots of negative scores over there. On the joke community. Way to feed the trolls everyone.

“Why clean the house unless you’re expecting visitors?”

SO YOU HAVE A CLEAN HOUSE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?!

They sold those spices for profit, that’s how empires work.

“ooh look at me I want to eat dry toast”

Now about that extensions button…

My latest is Help I Sexed My Boss, an agony aunt style write in show with two male hosts from entirely opposite walks of life who no one believes are friends irl.

There are still dumb TVs, they just cost the same as a smart TV.

They should try leaving at 5pm then.

We need a “killed by microsoft” site that tracks everything from the Kin phone that went on the market for 2 weeks before they pulled it to the pub they already had built on the Redmond campus and scrapped just before opening it.

Wednesday!

And the moral of the story is “don’t trust your friends”…

There’s a cookie popup setting in uBlock origin which does a better job, still breaks the occasional website but I only have to deal with it once a year or so.

Or just save it to one of those 16tb hard drives we have nowadays. They can’t remove it from your own collection either way.

I’d be happy with that.

You mean this idiot is dumb?!

Middle click is muscle memory. Has been for 20 years.

Thankfully not and the party that wanted to is the blue one that lost massively in July.