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She had antennae like black snakes, and right away I knew she was trouble.
She had antennae like black snakes, and right away I knew she was trouble.
You know when you see a minivan completely covered in homemade signs about trump and Jesus and illuminati and stuff? Like it looks so unhinged that you just feel bad for the mental health of the person driving it?
That’s what this ad looks like. It looks like how Trump thinks. Unwell.
I bet they were remembering the story of the Egyptian Archaeologists who discovered a jar of honey and they all had a taste. Then they found a fetus in the jar.
Oh you know what- Snopes says it didn’t happen! It’s maybe just an urban legend.
Maybe it’s not surprising but as an X-ray tech we wear a badge that records our radiation exposure. Every quarter it gets read and if our exposure is too high I can’t work anymore. Maybe for the rest of the year, maybe forever. I’ve never heard of that actually happening though.
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I like this story. I hope the nice bat is flying around now chomping mosquitoes
I’m speechless. I have no speech. How on earth can a person wake up in the morning and have a thought like this.
Subsistence farming is a terrible way to live
Ma’am are you okay?
I live in a major city but like I’m in a bad neighborhood so there’s only one grocery store within 5 miles. It makes no sense. A food desert in a major city so that I’m forced to drive just to like get screws from a hardware store or toilet paper or something
I want to stop ruminating about things I wish I would have said or some stupid thing I did say or why did I do that
Hey I have cake!! It’s my cake day! Wow I’ve been here a year
Great news for the sea!
Here’s a map of Sweden’s territorial waters
For reference, this is Brawny paper towels where the sheets are perforated the other direction, allowing you to actually tear a half sheet. This is what “select a size” should mean.
How loud was it
I mean to be fair, there’s nothing you can write on a bomb that makes it better
“Hope this message finds you well”
“Tell your mother I said thank you for the birthday card”
“Save 10% at checkout when you enter the code FREEPALESTINE”
Is he still able to vote?
When a person tells you that a loved one has passed, ask what the their name was and say it back. It can be awkward when that comes up and you might not know how to respond best. I’ve found that most people don’t want you to feel bad for them, but them saying their name and having a chance to talk about them is often a nice thing.
I’m in healthcare so death comes up a lot. “David. That’s a nice name. Where was he from?”
Frack. That’s sucks
Well, for once the police managed to stop a shooting before it took place.
This is my understanding too. After the plant dies it can release that nitrogen. While the legume grows, the benefit of nitrogen is negligible and negated by the fact that the legume is competing in the ground for water and other nutrients. The Three Sisters is a nice idea but there is a reason it’s not common practice. See also ‘companion planting’, the astrology of gardening. What plants want most is room to grow roots.
The best thing to do with legumes is till them under before they go to seed, or add them to compost.