Is everyone getting the same candy or do you have “kid” candy and “adult kid” candy? Asking for a friend.

religion doing what religion does… men doing what men do…

What is the news!?

Granted, she could have been having a weird reaction to a stroke or something,

Bless your heart

the ones that could totally happen are the worst

wtf lol

I have EHS too! Mine is not so much an “explosion” but a pretty lound sound that would come out of nowhere. When I used to live in a flat I always woke up thinking the building was falling. Idk maybe it was the only thing my brain thought it would make sense with that noise. I would hear it and just wait for the bricks to fall into my head but they never would. Really crazy brain stuff.

I think there is a better one, it’s called a mirror. I look at it every day and cry, but there is no question lol

Modern civil war happens when a domestic terrorist group starts to act agains the government.

For a full on civil war the army would habe to break apart in factions too, and I don’t thinl that’s probable in the us

Humans. The only thing I’m scared of in this life are other humans.

TiL those words exist

bowie pretending to be gay so hard to get along with his pals

Yes, if you can’t help them have more time for hobbies give them stuff for their hobbies. Some hobbies can be expensive if they are really into.it

Israel be going down down to nazi town really quick. You know what they say, you either die a hero…

Like Putin sais about soviet countries!? good to know israel is not the bad guy s/

Lol I didn’t know that

Well no I don’t since I’m not american

A nuclear plant is not a bad thing, that’s one of the cleanest eneegy sources BUT being Microsoft I’m glad it’s at least on an island

Jesus vs The Rock, let’s make that happend WWE!

Not weird

men have a 50 to 90% bigger genitals. I don’t see anyone talking about that! Also they can eat more because they have 20% more inside space, without fucking uterus and ovaries