Please mark this as NSFL.

Seriously, who the fuck starts a conversation like this, I just sat down!!

This feels more and more like a self-fulfilling prophecy of the worse kind

Not a paywall you have to pay with money per se, but they require you to have an account and be logged in to fully see a profile, a post and its comments. Same goes for Facebook.

Quantum makes sci-fi go brrrrr

MacOS: Am I a joke to you?

Not a rumor, it was.

Reading all this makes me sad; and I’m relieved to have switched to Mac years ago…

Yeah Jellico was hated at first, but in retrospect, he was goddamn right about a lot of things

Okay—not the Legacy I was hoping for, but, wow!

Wait… what episode is this?

— From the Net?

— No, from the Web.

Imagine the view from Earth!

I used to love Instagram 5-10 years ago. I despise today’s Instagram.

This makes me mad…

“Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”

TIL installing Linux on a MacBook downgrades it to a MacBoo.

“Whaddayamean the brakes are in a different package?!?”

CD? You mean the shiny coaster?

Lol… back in the day, it was accidentally hitting the physical reset button with your shoe… and that wreaked havoc on your UNIX system…

You forgot your obligatory BtW i uSe ArCh, kiddo…